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Somewhere, Anywhere.

Cheer Me Up Thank You by New Buffalo from her second album Somewhere, Anywhere.

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Happy 50th Anniversary to Bill and Camille Cosby!

The first picture omg

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  • person: wow you drink so much water, you're so healthy!!
  • me: i cry so much i gotta stay hydrated

who needs college when you’re rihanna

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No offense to anyone but I think it’s so fucking stupid sometimes when people say that they only want to date blondes or people with brown eyes or certain physical attributes that literally do not affect how two people can get along because life is fucking short and you won’t ever know who you’ll…



Games.On.Net does what I wish more companies would do: deals in common sense and reality and stops treating people who are threatened by equality as if they have a valid argument.

just gonna drop a link to the whole thing because it’s great

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Mike Brown’s parents lead protest along North Florissant #ferguson

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wow, look how easy that was.

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It’s always surprising to me how many young women think they have to be perfect. I rarely meet a young man who doesn’t think he already is.
Hillary Clinton speaking at Simmons Leadership Conference (via framesjanco)

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honestly being a man in my 20s I’d rather be used sexually by a woman who masturbates and dates women than one wanting marriage like whoa hold on there…

  • The Guardian: Any advice for a 21-year-old who hates their job and has the possibility of traveling the world? And has a boyfriend that they like. (This is for a friend.)
  • Rob Delaney: Go do it. Fuck him. Is he a guy in his 20s? Then he's the least significant type of person on the planet. A male in their 20s? Run in the opposite direction. Nothing he says matters; his fears, his hopes his dreams are garbage. Men in their 20s are the worst thing happening on our planet. Go, go to Uzbekistan, go to South Korea, just go anywhere he isn't because men in their 20s are bad for young women.
  • The Guardian: So what do women in their 20s do?
  • Rob Delaney: Masturbate. Date other women for a while. Use men sexually for a while but don't ever invite their opinion or be bound to them in any way.






Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

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