• me: Finally, I'm ready to do my homework. what time is it?
  • clock: 3am
  • me: this is SO nasty and SO rude I do not need this at 3am
  • me: *goes to sleep*

jaybird-gaybird:

Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

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moonshields:

Final Fantasy Series (1987-?)

After switching over to the Famicom, there was a time when I wasn’t happy with anything I was creating. I thought of retiring from the game industry and I created Final Fantasy as my final project. That’s why the title includes the word ‘final’ but for me, the title ‘Final Fantasy’ reflects my emotional state at the time and the feeling that time had stopped. They say that technologically, it’s good to keep going, and each time, we give it our all and expend our skills and energy until we can go no further; this is what I consider to be the “final fantasy”.
Hironobu Sakaguchi

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Some famous bisexual people. [x]

Click on the pictures for their names and claim to fame

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soundlyawake:

how do I life

netflix

chickem:

lysolwipes:

just cry to make it look like you didnt sexually harass multiple girls

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thisbridgecalledmyback:

How To Make an Apology Post for When You Fuck Up

  1. Defend yourself. Make sure you protect yourself and what you’ve done at ALL COSTS.
  2. Make sure you stress how LONG ago you fucked up. Doesnt matter if it was last night! Say shit like “at the time” and make sure you round up the years. I.e “I said that about 2-6 years ago!” So it sounds like it was  all the way back in 1967.
  3. Excuses! You need tons and tons of excuses. My favorite one, personally, is ignorance. Some ways you might like to phrase it are, “I didnt know at the time” ” I live in [insert country that still soaks up every last drip of pop culture, black culture and news]” and “I had no idea that [something extremely disgusting and offensive that literally everyone knows about] was a thing!” Again, a combination of time and ignorance should solidify your excuse.
  4. Emphasize it was for your followers! To make them laugh, give you notes and make them happy. You didnt mean what you said, you just did it to make your friends laugh! 
  5. Make yourself the victim. This is the hardest one….Make sure that you emphasize your intentions, whether they were malicious or not. 
  6. Screw the facts! Make up your own shit, your own timeline and disregard the fact that many people have receipts and could expose exactly what you said. Who cares!
  7. Last but certainly not least, don’t actually apologize! Fuck that! Just go around in circles. Around and around and around and around and around and around and around and around and 

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altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

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dutchster:

“DID YOU SEE THAT?”

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naoren:

anotherpinecestblog:

limey404:

stop doing things in unison you adorable little jerKs

God dammit

A thing I love about Gravity Falls is the twins’ personalities are so distinct, you sometimes forget they’re twins. Yet at the same time they will often do ‘twin’ things like move or talk in unison. They’re their own characters yet they are also a set, and that healthy balance is a great characterization.

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